Things that make us happy...

New flossers make me happy !!

Sat, 08 Jan 2011 11:26:07 -0500

New flossers make me happy !!

hmm to kayak or take a taxi to the bar when its flooded….

Thu, 23 Dec 2010 12:20:14 -0500

hmm to kayak or take a taxi to the bar when its flooded….

xmas parties/SAPS reunions make me extremely...

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 22:42:51 -0500

xmas parties/SAPS reunions make me extremely happy !!

-Rebecca

laughing so hard that I cried.. AND natalies face in the first...

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 01:36:03 -0500

laughing so hard that I cried..

AND natalies face in the first pic makes me REALLLLY HAPPY

pushing our beds together and watching modern family makes me...

Thu, 09 Dec 2010 21:17:45 -0500

pushing our beds together and watching modern family makes me very happy and watching natalie fall on the floor in between makes me laugh out loud hahaha

-Reba

Young love makes me happy :) Brooke

Wed, 01 Dec 2010 00:59:20 -0500

Young love makes me happy :)

Brooke

need a music mix thats perfect for your mood? 8track is here to save the day. I especially like : Songs to lie on your bed and stare at the ceiling.

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 01:23:10 -0500

need a music mix thats perfect for your mood? 8track is here to save the day. I especially like : Songs to lie on your bed and stare at the ceiling.

i now want a turtle for my cat to ride…

Sat, 06 Nov 2010 00:27:17 -0400

i now want a turtle for my cat to ride…

I LOVE PUPPY WEINERSSSSS!!!!!!! -court :]

Thu, 04 Nov 2010 02:16:37 -0400

I LOVE PUPPY WEINERSSSSS!!!!!!!

-court :]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. DOUBLE RAINBOW REMIXXXX ~natcat

Wed, 03 Nov 2010 16:47:05 -0400

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. DOUBLE RAINBOW REMIXXXX

~natcat

what makes me happy...

Wed, 03 Nov 2010 16:45:10 -0400

is sitting in bed with cat next me and we are crying we are laughing so hard from watching the double rainbow video. OH MMYY GOOODDD ITS A DOUBLE RAINBOOWWW. hahahahha

~natcat

Everything about this photo make me happy… i am so blessed...

Tue, 02 Nov 2010 10:30:00 -0400

Everything about this photo make me happy… i am so blessed with the most amazing friends !!

-Rebecca

Appreciating the finer things in life makes me happy :] love,...

Fri, 29 Oct 2010 14:37:16 -0400

Appreciating the finer things in life makes me happy :]

love, court

your car obvi needs this button..

Sat, 23 Oct 2010 13:44:00 -0400

your car obvi needs this button..:

~nat

woah.. ~nat

Fri, 22 Oct 2010 12:32:00 -0400

woah..

~nat

killer biscuits make me happy...

Wed, 20 Oct 2010 17:54:00 -0400

killer biscuits make me happy...:

~nat

I die. ~nat

Wed, 20 Oct 2010 00:13:00 -0400

I die.

~nat

Decorating Pumpkins makes me happy ~Rebecca

Sun, 17 Oct 2010 18:21:47 -0400

Decorating Pumpkins makes me happy

~Rebecca

lets go here please? that would make me happy :) ~nat

Sun, 17 Oct 2010 11:58:03 -0400

lets go here please? that would make me happy :)

~nat

bahaha. i LOLed xD

Sun, 17 Oct 2010 11:46:26 -0400

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People who have sons

For those who have sons & those of us who are happy that we don’t.

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like…

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old Boy’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn’t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words “uh oh”, it’s already too late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10. Certain Lego’s will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.

11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15. VCR’s do not eject “PB & J” sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

~nat